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Davo Today's Back Page 1 week 11 hours ago #1

Davo
We were on the coffee run this morning and I was hoping to read about the Scorchers big win last night.

Most of the entire back page and second inside page was devoted to reporting on Tim Kelly's pink boots (I kid you not).

More disturbing was this paragraph:
The Eagles repeatedly have had umpires at training over summer as they look to replicate match conditions as much as possible.

Is this something all AFL clubs, including Freo do, or is this the real reason their free kick count is so biased towards them?
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bluepup Today's Back Page 1 week 9 hours ago #2

bluepup
Umpires at WC training does answer questions and I suppose good luck to them it's a smart move, all buddy buddy with tips and tricks. Can we get onto this please
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shane Today's Back Page 1 week 8 hours ago #3

shane
If it wasn't for the royal family they would have turned that boot story into a 6 page wrap around.
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shane Today's Back Page 1 week 8 hours ago #4

shane
You know what would be really clever though, if one day they wrote a headline and replaced the word Party with Barty, as like a play on Ashleigh Barty's name.

They could do it every time she played and no one would ever get sick of it.
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Nodgey, cletus, R.Lyon said You Beaut

Leed Today's Back Page 1 week 3 hours ago #5

Leed
Yeah and sing songs like, Bartie Girl ... Come on Barty Let's Go Party!
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Quasimodo Today's Back Page 6 days 12 hours ago #6

Quasimodo
Im a middle aged juvenile

Im waiting for the headline

Farty Barty blows opponent away
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TheColonel Today's Back Page 6 days 10 hours ago #7

TheColonel
and if she was good with a paint brush...

Arty Farty Barty ... etc
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Montrachet Today's Back Page 6 days 9 hours ago #8

Montrachet
And if she's a bit promiscious…

Tarty, Arty, Farty, Barty….

Could be just like the Wonky Donky kids book.
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Blue1red1, rogerrocks, pollyanna, Raglan Matt said You Beaut

TheColonel Today's Back Page 6 days 6 hours ago #9

TheColonel
and if she was a member of mensa...

Smarty, Tarty, Arty, Farty Barty ....
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pollyanna Today's Back Page 6 days 4 hours ago #10

pollyanna
...and having a beer with Hoges/Polly:

Party, Smarty, Arty, Tarty, Farty, Barty.
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TheColonel Today's Back Page 6 days 3 hours ago #11

TheColonel
and if she changed her name - it could be....

Marty, Party, Smarty, Arty, Tarty, Farty, Barty.
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darthmarto Today's Back Page 6 days 1 hour ago #12

darthmarto
Good thing she wasn’t a cardiologist...
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pollyanna Today's Back Page 6 days 1 hour ago #13

pollyanna
and if her favourite dinner was meat pies and baby potatoes, it would be ...
Hearty, Marty, Party, Smarty, Tarty, Arty, Farty, Barty...
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number 2 Today's Back Page 6 days 1 hour ago #14

number 2
And if she took up darts...
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