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TOPIC: Membership Cards

pollyanna Membership Cards 3 weeks 2 days ago #1

pollyanna
As all of you know I've been banging on about getting a Cam McCarthy card for a long time. Next year's offering doesn't include a Cam option. I've been hassling the poor people that manage the phones down at Cockburn Control over this issue and it just ain't going to happen.

Apparently only certain players agree to have their pictures on the card offerings every year - the good looking ones I assume, like Mikey Walters - other guys probably can't refuse a request, they just agree and head off to pick coffee beans in Peru (or something).

The process is Head Office make suggestions to the football department, who in turn pass on the suggestion to the playing group seeking approval. Then back to Central Control to the graphics people.

Ok - I've got Buckley's chance of getting one for next year. But the membership people said they would put my suggestion to the football department for the following year. What will help would be some of my like-minded mates giving the membership people a ring suggesting a Cam McCarthy option for 2021. Many thanks in advance, I can't keep ringing as I think they're a bit sick of me saying g'day.

I decided on selecting the Hoges option for the coming season - not happy, but happy enough to go with the big fella.

Go JLo.
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shane Membership Cards 3 weeks 2 days ago #2

shane
CamMentum 2020!
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Sox Membership Cards 3 weeks 2 days ago #3

Sox
While we’re on the cards, I don’t know why we always get either whole body images or busts. The style is getting stale. I wouldn’t mind a Cam membership card but I don’t want the whole Cam. Just the mo. A zoomed in shot of the mo. I don’t want a whole Mikey Walters. I want just his left boot. I don’t want the bust of Nat Fyfe. I want just his arm guard. Not with his arm in it. JUST the arm guard. These design people need to move beyond portraits and extend their art style a bit. A memebership hard in the shape of David Mundy caste in gold. An impressionist painting of goal posts haunted by Clive Waterhouse’s Ghost. I want a card then when you scan it, the machine, instead of saying “go”, says “oh, here we go again”. Get to your phones people. Let’s shake this system up.
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shane Membership Cards 3 weeks 2 days ago #4

shane
Natural flesh tones?
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The_Yeti Membership Cards 3 weeks 2 days ago #5

The_Yeti
Now if they made a membership card that you could stick in one of those machines they have on the wall outside the bank so that it would give you money....well I wouldn't really care who was on the card.
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pollyanna Membership Cards 3 weeks 2 days ago #6

pollyanna
Sox is onto something - I appreciate him phoning, half a dozen more should do it.
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blockerhall Membership Cards 3 weeks 1 day ago #7

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Straddo Membership Cards 3 weeks 1 day ago #8

Straddo
I was hoping the graphics and marketing guys would have gotten together over a few beers and pumped out a JLo card, could have started a new tradition of the coaches card.
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pollyanna Membership Cards 3 weeks 1 day ago #9

pollyanna
I think that Cam retro card that Blocker put up is bloody magnificent. How great would you feel having that front up your barcode and account number. Perfect.
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The_Yeti Membership Cards 3 weeks 1 day ago #10

The_Yeti
Now I'm getting concerned.

Coaches cards? Really? What next?

Probably, the slime will all be getting Margetts, Dalgleish or Farmer cards
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expat Membership Cards 3 weeks 1 day ago #11

expat
I want a card that folds out to the size on an Ipad, then I can have the whole [email protected]@dy team on it.
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Straddo Membership Cards 3 weeks 1 day ago #12

Straddo
Don't you see Yeti, with no other mechanism for supporter feedback to the club, a coaches card could become the defacto way For fans to register their support for the coach.

Might also stop them developing beer guts as they get older if they know they have to front up for a card picture every year.
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Dark Knight Membership Cards 3 weeks 1 day ago #13

Dark Knight
I requested a Clive Waterhouse one.......still waiting....
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The_Yeti Membership Cards 3 weeks 1 day ago #14

The_Yeti
Hahaha Straddo, you're a funny one.

Can you actually see any coach missing the chance to develop a beer gut in this modern age of Photoshop and liposuction?

You've got a better chance of Joffa leaving his jacket on the bus ..er tram
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