The genius that invited us 25-ers to get there at 3.15 has given us a confirmation email with a link to our transport options ..... the 659 bus starts service at 3.50 or so!
No problem, I'll get junior to drop me off. Oops, can't do drop offs.
Options:
1. walk from somewhere else
2. catch a scheduled train - weekend timetable till 2 hours before the game?
3. get a drone to drop me in
4. catapault/human rocket from where the helicopter takes off
5. swim up the river from South Perth
6. borrow the TARDIS and teleport in
7.. Others
I'm stumped. I dont know whether I'm more motivated by the pic on the ground, the chance to wear the moth-eaten retro gear, or the free drink. I think its the free drink. What will I do?