I tell you what Razor is outstanding at - the bounce!!
The "pomp & ceremony" before he bounces the ball is "artistic" to say the least. I figure, that he figuires, that, for at least 10 seconds at the start of play, 60 000 eyes are purely focussed upon him!!
Its quite brilliant on its intent!
You dont get to see all that gumpf on TV, so I feel sorry for all you who've endured live several times before. Its the first time ive seen him live...and it was quite an experience.
Still -as a bit of an umpire myself - at least his routine allows him to bounce the thing dead straight all the time - and for that - he should be commended!
The clown who couldnt bounce in the st kilda game could do well to learn a bit from Razor