This is the bit that had beer all over my keyboard.
Superstar forward Josh Kennedy is also nursing alarming leg soreness and faces fitness tests over the weekend ahead of the decision on whether the big scoring source* plays against the Eagles' bitter enemy.
Kennedy, 30, has booted 514 West Coast goals and will create a new Eagles record with his next major at the game’s highest level.
The two-times Coleman medallist continues to recover from match buffeting and collisions with opposing defenders after his return to action, just two games back from achilles and knee surgery over the summer.
Is Alarming Leg Soreness contagious? Does a bell go off at Police Central when he is suffering? If he doesn't want to be match buffeted, he should stay away from the redheads, and I'm sure SGIO can help him with the collisions.
He is just as big a sook as the rest of them.
* And hack cannot spell "sauce"