It's not about winning the flag. I mean what have the OOFTITS ever done apart from that?
All right, Stan, they have premierships. Don't labour the point. And what have the Eagles ever given us in return?
Xerxes: The aqueduct under Subi oval
Reg: Oh yeah, yeah they gave us that. Yeah. That's true.
Masked Activist: And the sanitation!
Stan: Oh yes... sanitation, Reg, you remember what the oval used to be like before Nic Nat solved that problem? Many more urinals now and the queues are half as long.
Reg: All right, I'll grant you that the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Eagles have done...
Matthias: And the roads...
Reg: (sharply) Well yes obviously the roads... the roads go without saying. They completely redesigned the traffic flow around the oval. But apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation and the roads...
Another Masked Activist: Irrigation...they have reticulated Subi oval
Other Masked Voices: Innovative medicine... Drug Education... Health of players...
Reg: Yes... all right, fair enough...
Activist Near Front: And the wine...remember the Chateau Eagles 1985?
Omnes: Oh yes! True!
Francis: Yeah. That's something we'd really miss if the Eagles left, Reg.
Masked Activist at Back: Public baths and no jocks!
Stan: And it's safe to walk the streets at night now. Simmo has fixed that
Francis: Yes, they certainly know how to keep order...(general nodding)... let's face it, just look them in the eye and ask any dodgy bloke, they're the only ones who could in a place like this.