Did I mention coloured trousers?
Myself, it's always a smart and practical pair of grey staypress slacks - no ambiguity there, no taste either, but that's a small price to pay when folk on social media start their chins wagging. I can stagger all over the shop, but at least I don't have to do ironing. What was Harley thinking? Come on, Harley, slacks are the go. I feel carefree and summery, totally liberated no matter the circumstance, be it a footy huddle, zooming across a state of the art stadium on a scooter, or getting punted off a plane: I always feel great. Slacks, the only choice.
