Surely there has to be more cost-effective measures, and it just seems so Toilet, than to take out a contract on Ross.
Also, I've never seen Bert from Sesame Street in the same room either, Shane. But then again, random combinations of obscurely unrelated people, unless you're Kevin Bacon, cannot add up to an identity conspiracy. Many years ago, whilst clutching desperately at intellectual straws, visual artist Imants Tillers, to justify his finger painting exercises as conceptually relevant, referred to the space created by three intersecting lines in space as a triangle of uncertainty. I kind of liked that too. Robert Smith you say. Hmm...
