Or, have the season split into three-game blocks. Your seat - or family mini bunch - is randomly allocated a spot within a different quadrant of the ground for each quarter of the season. North, south, east or west. After three, you change from behind the goals on boundary level and could luck-up to prime wing, first tier viewing.
The chumps who pay the higher membership categories get access to Grand Final tickets first, in order of how much they've forked out. Although they don't get any better seats than anyone else as a priority during the season, they do buy the opportunity to view the city high-rise profile from velour lounges when the footy isn't worth watching or they feel the need to network, drink champagne and admire how the extensive glass walls magnify the sun, fade the red carpet and burn your retinas.
The corporates who appear to need all manner of non-football related distractions as part of their package, I don't care. Put some freaking home renovation show on a screen on repeat and give them some coffee with beans shat out by cats or something. Or a couple of pole dancers. They'll love it.
Bloody hell, why didn't they design the thing to be a revolving grandstand? You'd get a view from very angle at some stage during the 2.5 hours you're at the game. Opportunity lost, I reckon.
Beer ideas are taking over.