The radio commentary called the Dockers the "Eagles" O_o
The reason crowds are low at Victorian games is that there are too many teams for their population and level of interest.
Missing goals is just above the head. Hawthorn were nailing them coz they were having a rave party. We are missing coz we are shit scared of missing them, ala Ian Baker Finch.
We need players who can step up and inject confidence. If that bastard Mitchell hadn't assaulted Fyfe we might have one.
OK, I've had my rant. Carry on.