Don't know what the record number of frees in a match is, but I reckon the Bullies v Toilet should be right up there.
I am predicting some stunning umpiring today, some innovative interpretations, a plethora of brilliantly dubious decisions and an umpirical spectacle for the ages.
Occasionally, just occasionally the AFL sets up these maggot appreciation matches for our viewing pleasure.
Very, very excited to potentially see 70 frees in a match for the first time. It will be stop start from woe to go. Hold on tight, it'll be amazing.