If you're hoping to find out about the last couple of times Fremantle have played Geelong, you can't. All records of the matches have been erased, people trying to keep their own records have been hunted down and mysteriously removed from society and subliminal messages were sent in this year's membership packs which wiped the memory of any supporters who hadn't already suppressed it. Every wonder why the new membership ad is so confusing? Well try playing it backwards.