In October last year the Federal Government introduced a Citizenship Test so that prospective new Aussies could test how Aussie they really were before they went down to their local Council Hall to have "the operation."
On the official Citizenship
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Description: Better known around these parts for bearing a subtle resemblance to Pat Benatar and being quite the fantasy footballing savant, I have also been known to have a keen interest on all matters football. This resulted in an attempt at getting myself elected to the FFC board in 2006. Unfortunately, I misread the views of the constituency vis a vis their preferences for baked goods and this attempt was not successful. However, I have not been deterred and can tell you a further challenge shall be mounted some time in the future. Throughout the season I shall turn up here, to share with you my thoughts on matters on and off the field. What else it will include I don\'t know but I can promise you there will be no reference to any player’s legs, bottoms, arms, pecs, man cleavage or other body part unless it’s directly football related. |
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Citizenship Test
1990's, Time for the Guru
Some of you may be old enough to remember this timeless classic. Some of you might be cursing me under your breath for daring to bring it up and planting such an annoying earworm. Some of you are probably thinking this is a story about Dan Parker.
