In looking at the 3 worst teams at the moment it struck me as to just how well they are re-defining the fine art of being hopeless. These guys make Alexander Downer and Mark Latham look like Lance Armstrong.

I then wondered whether they'd be any better if they merged.

What do you reckon?....Would they make the 8?

The Central Melbourne Underbelly's

B – Dunn Thornton Rivers

HB – Newman Waite Bowden

C – Green Murphy King

HF – Deledio Richo Miller

F – Davey Fevola Neitz

R – Symonds Judd Foley

Int – Stevens, Pettifer, Gibbs, Carrazzo

Coach – Bailey.

I honestly don't think they would get much higher on the ladder.

BTW - Bailey may be a surprise as coach, but would you pick Wallet? Or Ratten? Didn't think so.

you couldn't fit kerr in the midfield? cox goes ok on his day.

Good point my citrus friend. However, I have the Foul Fowl as the 4th worst side, so I didn't include them in the considerations. Tiggers, Booze & Dees only at thie stage.

Check back in a couple of weeks...