If anyone has a barrel in need of a good bottom scraping, Johnny Worsfold and his West Cost Eagles are now open for business.

http://afl.com.au/Ne...SARTICLE/tabid/208/Default.aspx?newsId=69332


No experience, no perceivable talent, never really shown an interest in the job but he does own his own tracksuit and has no chance of being poached.

Just living up to their motto shane - 'Dig deep'.

"sports science assistant"
now there's a grand title if ever there was one.
when I grow up, I want to be a "sports science assistant".

sports science assistant, eh. Apparently their first choice declined.

You know every now and then I really feel sorry for the slime ....


then I burst out laughing!


Daniel Metropolis??? You have to be kidding ...has EVERYBODY else said no or what?

Yep, way to go. Replace the man voted Assistant Coach of the Year by his peers last year by...............well, I'm lost for words.

Daniel Metropolis!!!!!!!!!! Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!

I take it Woey told them where to go.

to put all this into context you have to remember jako said nine. he was eating sauerkraut at the time.

Next thing you know Woosha will be forced to start hiring his family members. Oh, hang on.

Being away for a bit I had totally missed this gem.

So that leaves us with...
Buckley - No
Jacko - No Fanks
Roo - Nope
Woey - Nah
Watters - Nup
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Metro - What? Oh, ok! Cool. Seriously?

What do you think was the biggest thing that made all these guys say no?

"Can't bear the thought of Soooooma dribbling on me in the coaches box."
"Have you seen the head on Broadbridge? It looks like a lemon on a stick!"
"Eagles Suck."
"You're not gonna use me as your next escape goat lil johnie."
"Where is West Coast?"

You missed Voss - Yes, er I mean no!

Colbert and Archer turned them down too.

I did miss old strawbs AND Colby AND Archer. Thats a hell of a long list of "Jammits"

I also neglected to log Jacko's excuse

"I want to peruse my medium carrier unaided."

I think I might apply for some kind of role, perhaps vice assistant groupie inspector or something. You'd get to check out chicks - i'm envisaging something like the screening of immigrants in the Ali G movie - then once a year you'd have a box seat for the derby.

The Captain seems to have forgotten the new coach already!!

http://www.watoday.c...being-heard-at-west-coast-20081105-5i9t.html