Sorry, but it’s my fault. I’ve caused us to regress chronologically back to the horrors of 2001. Please let me explain…

One of the myriads of passwords I use (which are refreshed every calendar month, so don’t any of you ratbags get any ideas) expired on Friday, and at first I went for ‘dockers1’.

Mildly clever I initially thought, except that at least nine characters were actually required. So without thinkng and for some cosmic reason I can’t explain, I inserted a ‘0’ between the ‘s’ and the ‘1’.

To make matters worse, it’s now locked in until 2nd June.