This is getting really old, really fast.

It's so tired it really needs to get itself to bed with a mug of cocoa before it does itself a mischief.

For those that remember those black vinyl thingys that spun around and made noise, this is exactly where all the 'experts' in the media are: trotting a stuck record, as if they were the first ones to think of it.

And who the hell is Zoltan? Some media God descended from Olympus to dispense wisdom? Our cobbled together history, song and anchor is weighing us down? Has Zoltan just plagiarised everything Walls ever said, or has he just done his research on Big Footy's forums?

What about the Western Bulldgos, cobbled together after Freo, and what have they achieved since, but their cobbled together history is 'better' than ours?

St Kilda, when did they win a flag last and how often have we been told they're ready to. But they're 'older' than Freo, so they've got soul?

Richmond, terminally crap since Kevin Barlett started to lose his hair, but they're a 'prouder' club?

Turn it up, it's got scratch, scratch, scratches all over it.