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Damn it! I've been sitting here on the edge of my seat for 21 days 6 hours and 52 mins, and decided that I really, really had to go to the loo and give the sores developing on my butt an airing and what should happen while I am away but a DANGLER UPDATE! That's it. I'm not leaving until I am dangling.
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Is Dockerland HQ really just a secret room upstairs at the Sail and Anchor Greg?
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Thank God! I'm sick of Shane's dead-eyes and hairy chest staring out at me from the upper-right of the Dockerland homepage.
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Patience Specs, Gerg needs to make sure he gets the Dangler right. after all this hype we don't want an under performing, overrated Dangler.
Imagine the disappointment.
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You're right Clive - I don't want to be known as a premature celebrator.
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Specs I know how you feel. It’s like watching test cricket. Nothing happens for hours on end but flick over to skychannel to watch a 30 second dog race and 3 wickets fall or half a dozen boundaries are hit.
Big Bear I wish Dockerland Headquarters was that prestigious. Despite our best efforts to give off the impression it’s otherwise, Dockerland HQ is actually a couple of milk crates and a trestle table in Shane’s backyard tin shed.
Damn it Clive you just jinxed and jeopardized the long term life of the Dangler! Now the hype has outdone the Dangler! If we slip any further it risks becoming the Dangler Debacle. However, they are extremely resilient little buggers so they will fight to keep their place close to the hearts of all Dockerlanders, in more ways than one.
We’re on countdown to Dangler day.
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Having just surfaced from a spot of open heart surgery, I know not of what you speak regarding these "danglers".
I'm not sure if its Greg's "Gabbo"-esque promotional build-up, or these seriously good class A drugs I'm on, but my brain telling me I need a dangler more than any white man alive.
Now, where can I send my credit card details? Don't keep a sick man waiting...
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Greg...
As much as I have been looking forward to the arrival of the dangler, I am now forced to ask that you delay their release. After the shock which we are now enduring, the heavy hearts, the tear-filled eyes, I am afraid that if I had access to a dangler, there may well be a disaster...
hsp, good to hear you are on the mend - shame the boys are doing their best to test how the old tickers going...
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It's a marketing ploy. Why didn't we think of that before? Greg's just waiting for the next win before he releases the Danglers. If there's no success on the field soon, Greg, just release the Danglers, might be useful for strangling ourselves......
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I've spoken to greg and he told me to press ahead with the launch but wait until he has organised a special envelope, that people can buy for a very affordable $20, to send them back to him in disgust.
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Don’t underestimate the power of the Dangler.
The Dangler creates perspective, it restores faith and it relights that torch of desire which exists within all of us. It’s what us Dockerlanders need right now, especially at this precise devastating point in time.
In these troubled and worrying times of inexplicable chalk and cheese halves of Fremantle football, we need something to bind us. We need something we can turn to. We need something that will bring us together, to help shield us and weather the upcoming media storm of criticism. We need something to assist us, to lift our spirits and get us through these periods of our own deep dark depression.
Through pure absolute shock I tipped backwards off the bar stool at the Sail and Anchor and fell straight into a coma this afternoon as the final siren sounded. But almost without a word of lie, the power of the Dangler, the initial prototype I was wearing, brought me back and not a drop of Sail and Anchor beer did I spill.
A bump in the road to Dangler Day doesn’t deter us! We’re not lying down on the job here at Dockerland! We’re putting in for the full four quarters. Roll out these faith and season restoring saviours and watch a 2006 type winning streak begin.
Push on with the Dangler launch I say. Dockerlanders need them.
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Greg, your evangelistic tones soothe me. I shall not despair.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of loss (and support a team in dire need of an urgent exorcism), I will fear no eagle: for Fremantle art with me; thy dangler and thy posts they comfort me...
Full Dangle Ahead! Hallelujah!!!
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Specs, I don't know what you just said but bloody hell I like it!
Sit tight guys, we may well be saved from this diabolical state of disappointment.
The Dockerland Dangler Alert Bell just rang off the charts!
Word has just filtered through that we're all but hours away from the Danglers arriving at Dockerland HQ. The long wait is almost over and the timing couldn’t be better. The Dangler will lift our spirits and get us all back on track. Big things on the field and off it will be occurring after this week's break and with the Danglers among us. The Dockerland Danglers will save us all.
They're just hours away I tells ya!
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and people had better like them because I've had to do terrible, horrible things this afternoon to get things ready. unspeakable things.
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That's alright Shane. We have to do unspeakable things to pay for them. But now that I find myself in a slightly fragile emtional state after the game that will not be named, I am reflecting upon the Dangler, and having doubts.
I searched for answers - but I am just left with more questions...
Sci-Tech Dictionary: dangler
(2daK·glYr)
(metallurgy) The flexible electrode used in barrel plating.
Dangler Dan"gler, n.
One who dangles about or after others, especially after
women; a trifler. `` Danglers at toilets.'' --Burke.
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