That's alright Shane. We have to do unspeakable things to pay for them. But now that I find myself in a slightly fragile emtional state after the game that will not be named, I am reflecting upon the Dangler, and having doubts.

I searched for answers - but I am just left with more questions...

Sci-Tech Dictionary: dangler
(2daK·glYr)
(metallurgy) The flexible electrode used in barrel plating.

Dangler Dan"gler, n.
One who dangles about or after others, especially after
women; a trifler. `` Danglers at toilets.'' --Burke.