Don’t underestimate the power of the Dangler.

The Dangler creates perspective, it restores faith and it relights that torch of desire which exists within all of us. It’s what us Dockerlanders need right now, especially at this precise devastating point in time.

In these troubled and worrying times of inexplicable chalk and cheese halves of Fremantle football, we need something to bind us. We need something we can turn to. We need something that will bring us together, to help shield us and weather the upcoming media storm of criticism. We need something to assist us, to lift our spirits and get us through these periods of our own deep dark depression.

Through pure absolute shock I tipped backwards off the bar stool at the Sail and Anchor and fell straight into a coma this afternoon as the final siren sounded. But almost without a word of lie, the power of the Dangler, the initial prototype I was wearing, brought me back and not a drop of Sail and Anchor beer did I spill.

A bump in the road to Dangler Day doesn’t deter us! We’re not lying down on the job here at Dockerland! We’re putting in for the full four quarters. Roll out these faith and season restoring saviours and watch a 2006 type winning streak begin.

Push on with the Dangler launch I say. Dockerlanders need them.