That'd be John Worsfold's foot. In his mouth.

What a freak this bug-eyed spanner really is. Is he getting Suma to write his jokes for him now?

That whole post-match line designed to make the losers feel good was as illconceived as any I have heard recently. "Knocked up in the back of a rusting Sandman by a bloke called Drano" kind of illconceived. All very South Fremantle.

It's us Freo folk who are supposed to think winning the derby is all that counts, John, and we didn't give a flying rat's winky about your drug-soaked cup from a couple of years back.

Humour is for the sophisticated, John. Stick to running into blokes. You are failing at the funnies.

i think he's funny.

only a comic genius could come up with this.

jw: it's not the new players that are making errors it's the more experienced players.

reporter: so what are you going to do about the experienced players?

jw: so it's the experienced players making the mistakes is it?

reporter: that's what you just told us.

i haven't the paper in front of me but that's close to what transgressed at the post match press conference.

comedy gold.

It's even funnier if you read it in John Clarke and Bryan Dawe's voices.

He's funny alright. But not when he's trying to be.

A Boston journo called Bill Simmons has what he calls his Unintentional Comedy Scale. Watching George Bush try to solve a complex algebra equation on live TV would top the list at a measure of 10. Many, many sports coaches reach high figures on a regular basis.

John W would top the list over here with immense competition from Dean Laidley.

"He looked me in the eye and told me so I thought it was true"
"I love the bloke so I wanted to help him" made hilarious when juxtaposed with "You ruined this club you selfish little ####"

I'm with lemon on this, I think he is hilarious.

I call it woosha's cranky humour. Delivered dead-pan, with perfect timing - after a loss. Intentional or not, it's hilarious stuff. Keep 'em coming woosh.

His best work was in tandem with Bluey McKenna, that -"the backman do all the work while the fwds are bludgers" routine worked its arse off for ten years and it was, Andy Kauffman like funny.

But Bluey is gone and its fair to say Woosha's best days are now behind him.