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I'm trying to make light of a bad situation, as sometimes it's better to laugh than cry...
Football Entrance Exam
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army or (d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope? (a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish (e) Agnostic
[check only one]
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in Australia's far north called? (a) Top-enders (b) Bottom-enders (c) Middle-enders
9. Spell -- Kevin, Rudd and Dudd
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from? (a) Macy's (b) a servo (c) Antarctica (d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? (a) yes (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. Advance Australia Fair is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. From which part of Australia does the Tasmanian Devil originate ? (a) WA (b) NSW (c) VIC (d) TAS
18. Advanced maths: If you have three apples how many apples do you have?
19. What does ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
And last but not least...
20. How many quarters are there in a game of Australian rules Football? Hint to Fremantle Football Club: 4, God damn it!
--You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify--
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