Mark Harvey seems to have a bit of a reputation as a fierce disciplinarian so I expect him to act swiftly on any misdemeanors that the Fremantle playing group engage in.

Rhys Palmer - brilliant player, all round top bloke but that shouldn't excepmt him from what I would consider proper behaviour on a footy ground.

I had my suspicions at the ground but, in the interests of fair play, wasn't prepared to point the finger at the time. After watching the replay a couple of times however, I'm convinced that there were traces of some kind of oil on Rhys Palmer's arms.

That's just not on in my book. Unless he can prove some sort of genealogical link to Greece, the only place for oiling up before the game is at a place I'd rather not mention in the same post as such a great Fremantle talent.

It has to be nipped in the bud. Send him back to East Fremantle where Shane Woewodin will teach him to put highlights in his hair, wax his legs and weigh his salad - but in no way put oil near his body before a game of football.