Dockerlanders have had enough. They’re filthy dark and getting angrier by the minute.
It’s not an anger caused by the Dockers being pipped on the post each week, it’s because they’re costing Dockerlanders valuable bonus points and possibly Breathalyzers in the Carbiz Autos Tipping competition.
26 Dockerlanders selected a massive 7 winners on the weekend and all would have gotten the perfect round and two bonus points had Freo hung on to beat the Power.
Ever the ideas man, Carbiz Autos’ Norm Bernhardt has put together a pack of Breathalyzers and sent them down to Docker headquarters to be handed out to all the players. His instructions were each player to take their reading and if it wasn’t .95 then they’re to get down to the Sail and Anchor and get loaded. The only way to get over a series of mental issues is to go on a two day bender and blowout all the demons. Once they’ve recovered they’ll occupy a clear mind, free of final quarter jitters.
Speaking of registering .95 on the Carbiz Autos Breathalyzers, Dockerlander Sharksman has taken off round ten of the Carbiz Autos Tipping competition. He nailed the seven wins but with a precision of one point, Sharksman rose above the pack and marked the skillfully drop punted Breathalyzer from Norm Bernhardt.
Sharksman, you were robbed in the local Derby yesterday as the mighty Sharks were crucified by the umpires and no doubt you could have done with the Breathalyzer last night. But you won’t get robbed at Carbiz Autos as they’re the greatest mechanics on the face of the earth.
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with your details and we’ll hook you up with Norm to claim your prize.
Don’t forget Dockerlanders, get in to Carbiz Autos to get your car serviced and Norm will look after you. Carbiz Autos have the Dockerland Kingswood running so well we’re getting incredible mileage to the gallon of fuel. Our estimations are Norm Bernhardt has fixed the Kingswood so fuel virtually costs us 58 cents a litre! (We we under readings of around .95 on the Carbiz Autos breathalyzer when we made those estimations so we may be out a cent here and there)
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