Hey it's the pointy end of the season, any word on who won the Hackdorn.

Or does he have one more week to take out his own award?

Crater Face Kim outdid himself last week when he managed to plug the 2006 Toasters as better than current era Geelong in an article where he was supposed to be comparing Geelong to '01 - '04 Lions.

Just on the sheer weight of articles alone I thought Kim would have to be the clear winner

The article on Super Seaby in the Sunday Slimes way back in the preseason. Apparantly he was going to have a huge year and become the next Cox. Unfortunately for Seaby, Worsefold would rather play a half fit Cox then Seaby as the number one ruckman. Funny article though.

Kim IS the Hackdorn.

No-one else can win the award as such... they can merely stroke it awhile in the Master's presence before returning it to it's rightful owner.

someone can correct me if i'm wrong but i think al jolson didn't get the part of playing himself in the film of his life mainly because he ended up a washed up clown who no one took seriously. as the hack himself has jolson like characteristics i think he should never get an award even if it is named after his good self.

I think it's important to recognise washed up clowns when the award is meant to recognise future washed up clowns, who not only aspire to Kim's already low standards, but surpass them. After all, this is what happens when newspapers get out-sold by New idea and Who. They think people not only want everything made up, so they've got something to yak about, they also think it's expected.

Nikki Tugwell already has an honourable mention, but a bright future. I can see her name getting innuendoed into the next millennium.

Rohan Connolly has had a great week with his heard about Hird rumour.

The West gets a guernsey for reprinting Connolly's crap, when it could have just shoved in another Harvey Norman ad - which is pretty much 95% of the rag anyway.

That bald headed git Hutchy keeps getting a mention because he's got a smug face that just begs for a slapping. With a frozen tuna.

Canned tuna. I wanna hit him with a can of tuna.

Any objections?

no but make it a big can

A big frozen can from Armadale would make me smile....

Personally I would suggest using a piano tuna, big and heavy one. Can be frozen if you like!

Most large piano tunas use a fork. You should be able to work that in there somewhere.

The Hack wins hands down.He will win this award year after year.With his cox comment about how well he will poll in the brown-lo.Well done Kimmy Hackdorn.You are a real winner.

Overheard the Hack on radio today (while in a taxi of course) and had to laugh at his amazement at how wrong he was about Clarkson. It was like he'd never been wrong before.

i think haggers tone was that him being wrong gives clarkson even more credibility. the man is a worm. i think if brad hardie was having a beer next to you at the local you may enjoy his company. i would turn my back on haggers and not just because of his hideous noggin.