What should we do with Clive?

How about keep him?

I can still remember him in our first win over North Melbourne at the WACA. Or his lazy 7 goal match-winning haul in the Western bloodbath. I forget which weagle played on him that day. These were special efforts; no doubt Bruce McAvaney would've wet himself watching those performances.
As for fustrations, it's your right and privilege as a Docker supporter to experience Clive-induced heart attack and hypertension. Why should any other team in the AFL rob us of Clive's forward-line comedy routine and his crazy antics?

[Edited by shane on 16-Oct-02 07:34]

Steer piker you can't remember which weagle played on him during his 7 goal haul hey?

Well there were about 3 different turkeys through out that game and none of them could match his style, speed, class, skill and agility.

From memory the three crabs which tried to stop the unstoppable force known as CLIVE were
Daniel I wanna take up the salary cap and not play Metropolis
Grandpa McIntosh
And the AFLS Number1 Cry Baby Slapovich

ANd he exposed them all for the tools that they really are.