And this clown wonders why we didn't show up to his party

Apparently Big Knockers will become the next Judd. No bet like a sure bet, eh, Haggers? You freak. How often last year did you write that Freo were gay and weak and useless and being taken for a ride by that flibbertygibbet strumpet Pavlich, with his bags packed for Adelaide and huge Croatian nose for a better bargain?

I call you out now as the single worst football journalist in the country.

And in a field that includes such pondscum as Michelangelo "Teal Lips" Rucci and Greg "Stonewash" Denham, that takes some doing.

You are a clown, Kim. Kim the Crazy Clown.

This year I propose that we keep tabs on Hackdorn's ongoing freakshow - in this thread. Each time he offends you with his halfbaked, half-arsed hatchet jobs, post it in here. His most outlandish, puffed-up act of buffoonery will earn him The Hackdorn, a custom-made medallion that I am cunningly fashioning out of a trumpet mouthpiece and a cat's rectum as we speak.

At season's end we'll have a back-slap-a-thon, awarding The Hackdorn at the culmination of the evening and we'll see if the talentless liar bothers to rock up to that party.