The Dockerland message board will be closing from the 22nd of December to Januaray 5th while the AFL investage the rumours that large sums of money have been paid under the table to Daniel Schell not to perform.

We should have no trouble defending the case using the "why pay for air" defense, similar to that used by Tim May when he was accused of taking a bribe a few years back.

What the...How are we espected to fill the void you are leaving, certainly not by test cricket!! Maybe I'll resume talking to the wife & kids or doing some work..

Have a well deserved break Shane

shane i'm more than willing to help out by editing and deleting unsavoury messages. promise.

Then we'd have to call you Ouroboros. It's actually has to be shut down for a bit maintenance and an upgrade.

Wishlist for the upgrade:

1. Real-time electric shock from keyboard to Macca-bagging posters.


Lemon, I'm guessing if you didn't make it to BTTF3 on the grounds of being a good catholic (like all Dockers supporters), then the Red Dwarf episode Ouroboros didn't get a look in either.

Shane, never got to congratulate you for "more unused options than a WA mining company turned dot com" in the Hawks story. Maybe Father Christmas will bring you something after all.

[Edited by blockerhall on 20-Dec-02 14:21]

Thanks Shane for all your humourous articles during this year. They sure put a smile on my dial.

Agree with Blocker, Macca baggers should get the OPD rule.

Everyone have a good and safe festive season.

D'oh! No more chatting with guys who pretend to be girls for over 2 weeks?! I'd like to say in advance a Happy Birthday to Matthew Pavlich and Matthew Carr who have their birthdays in that period.

I'm not sure wher you're coming from there Basil, but well done on getting a say on 99% of topics before Armageddon.

Shane, cheers - best footy site by a country mile. Maybe you could bring in a rule which would make lemon move his finger to the shift key occasionally.

Have a good one one and all.