Deane Pieters and his band of genius's from the Eagles marketing dept have done it again. The new-old jumper is just the tip of the iceberg. Have a squiz at the ad on page 113 of today's Worst.

It just goes to show the difference between a Toast "fan" and a Dockers fan. A Dockers fan would check the fixtures first or better still, picks a time outside of the footy season before setting a wedding date.

Well, OK then, after you've checked out page 113 you might as well go back another 72 pages to page 41. Yet another journo spending time with the weevils, this time female.

Seriously, it is all unusually interesting. There was a description of Gardiner in a marking drill using a dummy defender ( Glass, of course)

Being taught to kick by Sierakowski(is he still there?)

A bit of humour( Gardiner was upset that Pavlich beat him to kick a 90 metre goal)

About the Eagles handling skills being developed since childhood

The medical problems caused by constant rubbing and strapping

Who needs Woman's Day?