footygoss reports, By Russell Dower
West Coast will step into enemy territory on Wednesday afternoon.
The Eagles will train at Fremantle's training base, Fremantle Oval, at 6pm.
there are so many things to say, but others will say them better...

Are they contributing towards the cost of the facilities?

Should charge them a $4 million green fee.

While they're there Freo should whack a third story onto the club rooms and charge them for half.

Perhaps we could get the ground staff to spray some kind of heavy duty insecticide like DDT on Wednesday morning as a welcome gift.

Hope they check the soap.

It's a cunning plan to add to their excuse repertoire: "It's hot and we had to travel - to Fremantle."

Has someone instructed Earl Spalding? When he rocks up for training and sees a whole flock of Dirty Birds fouling up the paddock, his head's going to explode. Who to run into first? Can you imagine the carnage as Earl throws himself into a pack of sleepy little nightclub-brawlers?

The blood will stop flowing once Earl discovers it isn't a Freo training session, but I imagine there will be a few crook backs before then.

A phone call to the Freo Council to make sure the "grey ghosts" are on duty, would be a definite.

Lock the ground marking materials in a secured placed.

Clive and Ricky Mott could practice chucking footies from the balcony.

Why Fremantle Oval? Are they cutting the grass at Baghdad Oval that day or something?

Ha ha. hear the latest?

They've swapped next week's game to Melbourne.

If they lose they can blame it on playing away.

Yeah the poor didums cant handle the 'heat' isnt it heartbreaking!? But of course travelling and suffering through this heat means a loss, but hey its justifiable...