International Eagles Suck Day

Geelong	84	162%
Hawthorn	68	132%
Bulldogs	62	119%
St Kilda	52	111%
Adelaide	52	110%
Sydney	50	112%
Nth Melbourne	50	97%
Collingwood	48	111%
Richmond	46	97%
Brisbane	40	98%
Carlton	40	94%
Essendon	32	82%
Pt Adelaide	28	96%
Fremantle	24	94%
West Coast	16	66%
Melbourne	12	63%


	Paul Hasleby
	knee ACL
	Return:Season

	Daniel Gilmore
	concussion
	Return:Season

	Andrew Foster
	back injury
	Return: Season

	Heath Black
	shoulder injury
	Return:Season

	Brock O'Brien
	wrist injury
	Return:Season

	Joshua Head
	knee injury
	Return:Season

	Luke Pratt

	Return: Season

	Robert Warnock

	Return: Season

	Antoni Grover

	Return: Rnd 21

	Matthew Pavlich
	foot injury
	Return:Season

Should the Eagles apologise to WA footballer supporters for their embarrassing performances?
		Yes
		No
		Look! A bear
Vote

International Eagles Suck Day

| Print |

Written by Shane Richmond

With forces conspiring to knock Freo out of the Grand Final and somehow let the two time Derby losers in, like prisoners of war, it's every Freo supporters duty to make life as difficult as possible in the lead up to the Grand Final, so they divert their energy to fighting us off instead of worrying about the game on Saturday. So, we've been to Geneva and had today declared International Eagles Suck Day.

International Eagle Suck Day is being celebrated all over the word. From as far South as Beaconsfield all the way to Bicton in the north and even overseas to parts of North Fremantle, people everywhere are joining together to tell the Eagles how much they suck.

We had planned to sell yellow ribbons to raise money for charity but apparently yellow was taken in the competitive world of ribbon selling. We went to blue but that had gone too. Then we tried for ochre but by the time we'd finished explaining to the Chinese kids knocking them up what ochre was, it was too late.

Of course, we Fremantle type can't be put off that easily and if you see a bloke selling safety pins on Wednesday, dig deep and buy one. All proceeds go to the rapidly growing charity Victims of Crime (perpetrated by Eagles players).

It's not all seriousness on Eagles Suck Day though. There are plenty of fun activities for the young and old a like. All your old favourites will be brought out.

The Eagles Sucks stickers and fridge magnets are popping up all over WA and if you haven't printed yours out yet, Eagles Suck Day is the perfect opportunity to do so.

Eagles Sucks Sticker

For those who like to do things in a big way, you might prefer the two and a half metre long Eagles Sucks poster for your wall, window or a local underpass.

Eagles Sucks Poster

For all those going to the game, you might want to bring out the Leo Barry Masks. Remnind the Eagles of what happened last time they were helped into a Grand Final by dressing up as the man they still have nightmares about.

Leo Barry Mask

If you're not into printers, dockerland Songstress Jordo has written and performed a little number which topped the iTunes charts just hours after it's release (in the highly competitive Fremantle Dockers Based Folk Music category).

We Hate You

Then there's the old favourite - Whack-an-Eagle. The coppers should have done it behind the back of the station years ago but you can virtually hit the players with a shovel all day long. There's also Slapavictch to re-live another of the Eagles inglorious Derby moments.

Whack-an-Eagle
Slapovich

For those in a crafty mood, well known West Coast Eagles supporter and CEO of CorkInTheOcean.com has put in a special request for the very alluring Eagles Suck Lingerie Pattern - knitted of course.

Eagles Suck Knitted Lingerie Pattern

So enjoy the day, get the kids involved and remember - if you don't tell them they suck, they'll never learn.

International Eagles Suck Day
Wednesday, 27th September 2006

No Comments.

[ Back ]