If you’re standing up then you really need to grab a seat before reading on because you may pass out with excitement. Ok we’ve warned you so Dockerland has now put itself in the clear and will not be liable for any injuries sustained through the jumping up and down upon hearing the following news or the falling off the chair. The Dockerland Rick Hart VIP Night is back for 2008 and it’s back bigger and better than ever before. If you attended last year then you know how good it was and topping it will be a massive effort! Rick Hart has put in an Aaron Sandilands against Geelong type effort.

Yep we’re thrilled to say you read it correctly. We thought the invitation wasn’t going to eventuate this year but earlier today the Dockerland phone rang. On the other end was Tricky Rick Hart and he said us, “Docker fans have been doing it tough so round up the crew and come in for a VIP night.” He is yet again extending the hand of generosity to all Dockerlanders.

After last year where it was wall to wall of unbelievable bargains, it’s hard to see how they’re going to top it but when Rick Hart says, “better than ever” you better believe it. Plasmas, LCD’s, DVD Recorders, Fridges and any other appliance you can think of will be virtually flying out the door.

The plasma screen I bought at last year’s Dockerland VIP night was at that good a price I stopped in at a Cash Converters type store on the way home and said to the bloke running the shop, “What price for this plasma, out of curiosity?” He gave me a figure three times what I just paid! The poor guy was, in more ways than one, a broken man when I told him what I paid. I had the Hart to tell him but didn’t have the heart to tell him to go and have a look at the fridge, microwave and DVD Recorder in the back of the Dockerland Kingswood.

I went past that same shop a couple of days later to find the windows boarded up and the front doors padlocked with a sign painted saying “Damn you Rick Hart and you’re amazing unbeatable bargains.”

So whatever you’re doing on Thursday the 29th of May you best be cancelling it. Take Rick Hart up on his offer and come down to either the O’Connor or Osborne Park stores and grab yourself a super bargain.

While Rick Hart might do things with Harvs, he doesn’t do things in halves. When he puts on a bargain bonanza type shindig he covers every angle. He’s inviting us all down to either store for the night and apart from the deals he’s putting together which you can take advantage of he’s putting on a fine spread of refreshments as well.

How good is all that? I mean that is Five Star Fremantle Docker Sponsor service for the fans. You won’t get that kind of treatment at Eagleland! They have a VIP night and you get shoved in a room, force fed insurance policies, made learn an advertising cheer squad chant and given an SGIO sign to hold up at the next Eagles loss!

So what you need to do is first clear your calendars on Thursday night 29th May from 5pm. You then need to download the Rick Hart VIP night Invitation and RSVP by phone or email contained in the invitation. Print off the invitation because you will need it as proof on the night that you’re a Dockerlander and lastly load up and get to Rick Hart O’Connor or Osborne Park on that Thursday night.

Download the invitation on the link below and thanks to Rick Hart we’ll catch up, have a yack, have a snack, have a drink and pick up a bargain on the 29th May. See you lot in Hartland.

Dockerland Rick Hart VIP Night