You Be Ross: Geelong v Fremantle

Ross Lyon has his sights set on the flag this year but he's the sort of bloke who loves to get feedback from the general public, good or bad. So if you really want to be a true supporter of the club, then make sure you shout stuff out to him at the ground and give him some pointers on how to get this coaching caper done. But before you do your duty as a member and hurl advice in the direction of professional coaching staff, make sure you know what you're talking about or they might just right you off as a nutjob and miss out on some choice advice. Work the board, move the magnets around and when you think you've got it sussed, start practising yelling "Hey Ross! Ross! Put Sandilands in the goal square for a rest!"

 
     
Jared Rivers
Tom Lonergan
Corey Enright
Zac Clarke
Matthew Pavlich
Hayden Ballantyne
     
Andrew Mackie
Harry Taylor
Cameron Guthrie
Nat Fyfe
Chris Mayne
Michael Barlow
     
Mathew Stokes
Joel Selwood
Travis Varcoe
Stephen Hill
Ryan Crowley
Cameron Sutcliffe
     
Steven Motlop
Shane Kersten
Steve Johnson
Michael Johnson
Luke McPharlin
Danyle Pearce
     
Jimmy Bartel
Tom Hawkins
Allen Christensen
Paul Duffield
Zac Dawson
Lee Spurr
     
Hamish McIntosh
 
Aaron Sandilands
Josh Caddy
 
David Mundy
James Kelly
 
Nick Suban
Mark Blicavs
Mitch Duncan
Lachie Neale
George Horlin-Smith
Jordan Murdoch
Matt de Boer
Jed Bews
Dawson Simpson
Hayden Crozier
Billie Smedts
Matt Taberner
Max Duffy
Michael Walters
Alex Silvagni

StatsClouds: Fremantle v Carlton

Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates. 

disposalcloud
Garrick Ibbotson Matt De Boer Matthew Pavlich Cameron Sutcliffe Lachie Neale Ryan Crowley Chris Mayne David Mundy Nathan Fyfe Paul Duffield Aaron Sandilands Zac Dawson Danyle Pearce Zac Clarke Lee Spurr Michael Barlow Hayden Ballantyne Tendai Mzungu Michael Johnson Stephen Hill Nick Suban Luke McPharlin
 
kickscloud
Nick Suban Lachie Neale Paul Duffield Luke McPharlin Lee Spurr Hayden Ballantyne Cameron Sutcliffe Aaron Sandilands Matthew Pavlich Chris Mayne Zac Clarke Tendai Mzungu Stephen Hill Danyle Pearce Michael Barlow David Mundy Ryan Crowley Nathan Fyfe Michael Johnson Matt De Boer Garrick Ibbotson Zac Dawson
 
handballscloud
Michael Johnson Zac Clarke Cameron Sutcliffe Paul Duffield Stephen Hill Nathan Fyfe Matt De Boer Lee Spurr Danyle Pearce Lachie Neale Luke McPharlin Aaron Sandilands Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban Zac Dawson Michael Barlow Tendai Mzungu Chris Mayne Ryan Crowley Matthew Pavlich David Mundy Garrick Ibbotson
 
markscloud
Matthew Pavlich David Mundy Tendai Mzungu Zac Clarke Danyle Pearce Stephen Hill Zac Dawson Lee Spurr Michael Johnson Luke McPharlin Lachie Neale Garrick Ibbotson Chris Mayne Ryan Crowley Paul Duffield Aaron Sandilands Nathan Fyfe Michael Barlow Nick Suban Hayden Ballantyne Matt De Boer Cameron Sutcliffe
 
scorecloud
Stephen Hill Nick Suban Lachie Neale Tendai Mzungu Hayden Ballantyne Nathan Fyfe Garrick Ibbotson David Mundy Aaron Sandilands Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Luke McPharlin Matt De Boer Zac Clarke Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Johnson Paul Duffield Michael Barlow Zac Dawson Danyle Pearce Matthew Pavlich Chris Mayne
 
ratingcloud
Garrick Ibbotson Luke McPharlin Zac Clarke Michael Barlow Hayden Ballantyne Lachie Neale Ryan Crowley Stephen Hill Zac Dawson Nick Suban Matt De Boer Cameron Sutcliffe Matthew Pavlich David Mundy Paul Duffield Nathan Fyfe Aaron Sandilands Tendai Mzungu Lee Spurr Danyle Pearce Chris Mayne Michael Johnson

Neale Stands Up In Last Minute Thriller

In a night where even the moon seemed to be enjoying itself, Fremantle have stormed home with a thrilling come from behind victory over a gallant, but ultimately sad and pathetic, Carlton. The Dockers started the night keen to win back the love of their supporters after the St Kilda debacle (technically, from a historical perspective that should be ‘the St Kilda debacle [vi]’), refusing to even change jumpers since their loss against the Saints until they had proved themselves. It was a tidy start, although they were still a bit loose down back (which is never a good look when you’re wearing white pants) but Fremantle looked like their old selves again. As you’d expect from Ross Lyon, hey didn’t feel the need to blow Carlton away and seemed intent on accumulating a good lead...that is until they stopped accumulating lead and went for the unusual tactic of standing around scratching their arses - known in football circles as doing a Matthew Carr. Things started to get very shaky towards the end of the third quarter as Freo fell - what’s known in football circles as - behind and the crowd started to turn. They fought back though, took the lead, lost the lead and then Lachie Neale took a shot on goals in the final seconds of the game from what he’s now describing as 89 metres out into a stiff breeze. The goal was a beauty and Fremantle won by 5 points.

fremantle 5.1 6.5 8.7 12.11 83
carlton 4.2 4.6 8.11 11.12 78
fremantle Goals
Ballantyne 3
Fyfe 2
Barlow 2
Spurr 1
Mundy 1
Crowley 1
Hill 1
Neale 1
carlton Goals
Waite 3
Murphy 2
Judd 1
Simpson 1
Ellard 1
Graham 1
Casboult 1
Rowe 1
Clinton Wolf Medal Votes
Nat Fyfe 3Michael Barlow 2Lachie Neale 1
InjuriesMatthew Pavlich (bumped head), Tendai Mzungu (busted leg)
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Rate The Players: Fremantle v Carlton

Have your say on how the Dockers players performed on the weekend by rating each player from zero to five or just pop in and have a look what everyone else had to say about the team.

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Dockerland Budget: Fremantle v Carlton


To save people forking over their hard earned money to the AFL in exchange for a magazine that gets bigger every week, making it harder to get to the only part you actually want - the names of the players, we've introduced the Dockerland Budget.

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Things Just Started To Get Serious

It’s late Thursday afternoon Football in nearly August, which traditionally means that the finals are in view and it’s time to bring out the big guns. So, after naffing about in St Kilda a couple of weeks ago, going on a bit of a holiday for four days and then getting a good dressing down from the coach, Fremantle look ready to hit back and force their way to the top of the ladder using the skulls of Carlton blokes. Hayden Ballantyne, Aaron Sandilands, Garrick Ibbotson and Stephen Hill are the designated cavalry, with Luke McPharlin expected to actually play this week. Anthony Morabito has been heave hoed along with Griffin, Sylvia and Taberner with the club so angry with their performance last week that they couldn’t even bring themselves to make up calf injuries for the four.

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You Be Ross: Fremantle v Carlton

Ross Lyon has his sights set on the flag this year but he's the sort of bloke who loves to get feedback from the general public, good or bad. So if you really want to be a true supporter of the club, then make sure you shout stuff out to him at the ground and give him some pointers on how to get this coaching caper done. But before you do your duty as a member and hurl advice in the direction of professional coaching staff, make sure you know what you're talking about or they might just right you off as a nutjob and miss out on some choice advice. Work the board, move the magnets around and when you think you've got it sussed, start practising yelling "Hey Ross! Ross! Put Sandilands in the goal square for a rest!"

 
     
Lee Spurr
Zac Dawson
Tendai Mzungu
Blaine Johnson
Lachie Henderson
Dale Thomas
     
Cameron Sutcliffe
Luke McPharlin
Michael Johnson
Brock McLean
Jarrad Waite
Marc Murphy
     
David Mundy
Ryan Crowley
Danyle Pearce
Chris Yarran
Nick Graham
Sam Docherty
     
Stephen Hill
Chris Mayne
Nat Fyfe
Kade Simpson
Simon White
Bryce Gibbs
     
Hayden Ballantyne
Matthew Pavlich
Lachie Neale
Zach Tuohy
Sam Rowe
Michael Jamison
     
Aaron Sandilands
 
Cameron Wood
Michael Barlow
 
Tom Bell
Nick Suban
 
Chris Judd
Zac Clarke
Matt de Boer
Andrew Carrazzo
Garrick Ibbotson
Paul Duffield
Levi Casboult
Tommy Sheridan
Hayden Crozier
Ed Curnow
Matt Taberner
Dennis Armfield
David Ellard
Matthew Watson
Kane Lucas

StatsClouds: St Kilda v Fremantle

Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates. 

disposalcloud
Lachie Neale Lee Spurr Zac Dawson Michael Johnson Tendai Mzungu Chris Mayne Matt De Boer Matthew Pavlich Matthew Taberner Luke McPharlin Anthony Morabito Michael Barlow Cameron Sutcliffe Zac Clarke Nick Suban Ryan Crowley Paul Duffield Danyle Pearce Nathan Fyfe David Mundy Jonathon Griffin Colin Sylvia
 
kickscloud
Lee Spurr Danyle Pearce Nick Suban Colin Sylvia Anthony Morabito Matthew Taberner Luke McPharlin Zac Clarke David Mundy Matthew Pavlich Tendai Mzungu Zac Dawson Matt De Boer Nathan Fyfe Ryan Crowley Paul Duffield Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Johnson Chris Mayne Jonathon Griffin Michael Barlow Lachie Neale
 
handballscloud
Jonathon Griffin Lee Spurr Tendai Mzungu Matthew Taberner Cameron Sutcliffe Lachie Neale Nathan Fyfe Zac Dawson Paul Duffield Matthew Pavlich Ryan Crowley Luke McPharlin Matt De Boer Zac Clarke Nick Suban Michael Barlow Danyle Pearce Colin Sylvia Anthony Morabito Chris Mayne Michael Johnson David Mundy
 
markscloud
Michael Johnson Matthew Taberner Chris Mayne Lee Spurr Jonathon Griffin David Mundy Cameron Sutcliffe Luke McPharlin Matthew Pavlich Anthony Morabito Paul Duffield Nick Suban Matt De Boer Colin Sylvia Lachie Neale Michael Barlow Zac Clarke Tendai Mzungu Nathan Fyfe Zac Dawson Danyle Pearce Ryan Crowley
 
scorecloud
Lachie Neale Tendai Mzungu Matt De Boer Cameron Sutcliffe Nathan Fyfe Anthony Morabito Paul Duffield David Mundy Lee Spurr Michael Johnson Michael Barlow Ryan Crowley Colin Sylvia Luke McPharlin Jonathon Griffin Matthew Taberner Danyle Pearce Chris Mayne Zac Clarke Matthew Pavlich Nick Suban Zac Dawson
 
ratingcloud
Ryan Crowley Michael Barlow Cameron Sutcliffe Tendai Mzungu Michael Johnson Chris Mayne Matthew Taberner Nick Suban Jonathon Griffin Danyle Pearce Luke McPharlin Lachie Neale Lee Spurr Paul Duffield Zac Clarke Nathan Fyfe Zac Dawson Matt De Boer Colin Sylvia David Mundy Matthew Pavlich Anthony Morabito

Freo Fly in, Get the points & Fly Out. Wait, did we forget something?

Management of the Fremantle Football Club have put out an urgent request for anyone finding a bag full of pants to please return them to the club as soon as possible so the Dockers can their season back on track. Freo’s charge to the top of the ladder hit a bit of a snag this week when bottom placed St Kilda pulled the Dockers pants down and ran off with them to the tune of 58 points. Fremantle were never in the game, kicking just 3 goals in the opening half and holding themselves to that standard for the rest of the afternoon. So meek was Fremantle’s effort that the half time address was mostly the coach trying to describe to his players what a football looks like (with a healthy sprinkling of swear words). In fact, Fremantle had so little of the ball that, had Nik Naitanui played for the Dockers, he would have been considered one of the top possession getters. The worry now for Fremantle is that, with the bye ahead, Steve Harris and Steve Rosich will start to get nervous and try and poach Alan Richardson for the remainder of the season.



st kilda 4.3 9.6 15.14 17.16 118
fremantle 1.1 3.2 5.6 9.6 60
st kilda Goals
Riewoldt 4
Stanley 3
Ray 2
Dunstan 2
Murdoch 1
Curren 1
Schneider 1
Montagna 1
Armitage 1
Shenton 1
fremantle Goals
Pavlich 2
Fyfe 2
Mayne 1
Morabito 1
Barlow 1
Pearce 1
Taberner 1
Clinton Wolf Medal Votes
Michael Barlow 3Matthew Pavlich 2Danyle Pearce 1
InjuriesNone
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Rate the Players: St Kilda v Fremantle

Have your say on how the Dockers players performed on the weekend by rating each player from zero to five or just pop in and have a look what everyone else had to say about the team.

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NEXT GAME
FREMANTLE PLAY MELBOURNE AT THE MCG. SUNDAY 11AM.
LAST GAME
FREMANTLE DEFEATED SYDNEY COMFORTABLY.