Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.Â
Chris Mayne Paul Duffield Garrick Ibbotson Aaron Sandilands Matthew Taberner Danyle Pearce Hayden Crozier Michael Johnson Cameron Sutcliffe Matt De Boer Tendai Mzungu Zac Clarke Michael Walters Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban Ryan Crowley Zac Dawson David Mundy Stephen Hill Lee Spurr Alex Silvagni Lachie Neale
Lachie Neale Garrick Ibbotson Ryan Crowley Zac Clarke Nick Suban Lee Spurr Alex Silvagni Zac Dawson Aaron Sandilands David Mundy Michael Johnson Michael Walters Matt De Boer Chris Mayne Hayden Crozier Danyle Pearce Paul Duffield Hayden Ballantyne Tendai Mzungu Matthew Taberner Cameron Sutcliffe Stephen Hill
Alex Silvagni Lee Spurr Michael Walters Danyle Pearce Aaron Sandilands Zac Dawson Chris Mayne Zac Clarke Garrick Ibbotson Cameron Sutcliffe Matthew Taberner David Mundy Stephen Hill Hayden Ballantyne Hayden Crozier Michael Johnson Ryan Crowley Lachie Neale Tendai Mzungu Paul Duffield Nick Suban Matt De Boer
Paul Duffield Hayden Ballantyne Ryan Crowley Lachie Neale Tendai Mzungu Matthew Taberner Stephen Hill Zac Clarke Hayden Crozier Zac Dawson Matt De Boer Garrick Ibbotson Lee Spurr Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Johnson Aaron Sandilands Danyle Pearce Alex Silvagni David Mundy Michael Walters Nick Suban Chris Mayne
Zac Clarke Danyle Pearce Lachie Neale Hayden Ballantyne Michael Walters Hayden Crozier Tendai Mzungu Paul Duffield Zac Dawson Ryan Crowley Stephen Hill Matt De Boer Garrick Ibbotson Nick Suban Lee Spurr Chris Mayne David Mundy Michael Johnson Alex Silvagni Matthew Taberner Aaron Sandilands Cameron Sutcliffe
Nick Suban Michael Johnson Zac Clarke Lachie Neale Lee Spurr Zac Dawson Garrick Ibbotson Hayden Ballantyne Cameron Sutcliffe Hayden Crozier Stephen Hill Ryan Crowley Matthew Taberner Tendai Mzungu Aaron Sandilands Danyle Pearce Chris Mayne Michael Walters David Mundy Alex Silvagni Matt De Boer Paul Duffield