Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.Â
Clancee Pearce Chris Mayne Paul Duffield Nick Suban Matthew Pavlich Aaron Sandilands David Mundy Nathan Fyfe Michael Barlow Zac Clarke Lee Spurr Danyle Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Zac Dawson Ryan Crowley Tendai Mzungu Garrick Ibbotson Lachie Neale Alex Silvagni Cameron Sutcliffe Colin Sylvia Stephen Hill
Aaron Sandilands Michael Barlow Danyle Pearce Garrick Ibbotson Zac Clarke Matthew Pavlich Stephen Hill Lachie Neale Paul Duffield Cameron Sutcliffe Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Alex Silvagni Zac Dawson Clancee Pearce Colin Sylvia Nick Suban Chris Mayne David Mundy Hayden Ballantyne Tendai Mzungu Nathan Fyfe
Clancee Pearce Nick Suban Garrick Ibbotson Colin Sylvia Lachie Neale Chris Mayne Nathan Fyfe Stephen Hill Cameron Sutcliffe Paul Duffield Michael Barlow Ryan Crowley Lee Spurr Aaron Sandilands Hayden Ballantyne Zac Clarke David Mundy Danyle Pearce Zac Dawson Alex Silvagni Tendai Mzungu Matthew Pavlich
Lachie Neale Matthew Pavlich Zac Clarke Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Aaron Sandilands Alex Silvagni Stephen Hill Zac Dawson Nathan Fyfe Chris Mayne Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban Garrick Ibbotson Clancee Pearce Cameron Sutcliffe Colin Sylvia Paul Duffield Michael Barlow Danyle Pearce David Mundy Tendai Mzungu
Lachie Neale Clancee Pearce Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Stephen Hill Tendai Mzungu Aaron Sandilands Chris Mayne Nathan Fyfe Nick Suban Alex Silvagni Michael Barlow Danyle Pearce Cameron Sutcliffe Zac Clarke Paul Duffield Matthew Pavlich Hayden Ballantyne Colin Sylvia David Mundy Garrick Ibbotson Zac Dawson
Clancee Pearce Nathan Fyfe Aaron Sandilands Zac Clarke Tendai Mzungu Lachie Neale Zac Dawson Hayden Ballantyne Alex Silvagni Matthew Pavlich Colin Sylvia Lee Spurr Nick Suban Paul Duffield Michael Barlow Garrick Ibbotson Chris Mayne Stephen Hill David Mundy Ryan Crowley Cameron Sutcliffe Danyle Pearce