Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.Â
Michael Barlow Cameron Sutcliffe Matthew Pavlich Stephen Hill Nathan Fyfe Chris Mayne Alex Silvagni Tendai Mzungu Danyle Pearce Nick Suban Aaron Sandilands Matt De Boer Zac Dawson Michael Johnson Lachie Neale Ryan Crowley Lee Spurr David Mundy Paul Duffield Zac Clarke Hayden Ballantyne Tom Sheridan
Matt De Boer Matthew Pavlich Cameron Sutcliffe Nathan Fyfe Ryan Crowley Nick Suban Tendai Mzungu Chris Mayne Zac Clarke Tom Sheridan Danyle Pearce Zac Dawson Michael Johnson Paul Duffield Lee Spurr Alex Silvagni David Mundy Hayden Ballantyne Aaron Sandilands Lachie Neale Michael Barlow Stephen Hill
Danyle Pearce Michael Johnson Aaron Sandilands Ryan Crowley Nathan Fyfe Chris Mayne Zac Clarke Lachie Neale Tom Sheridan Hayden Ballantyne Stephen Hill Cameron Sutcliffe David Mundy Matthew Pavlich Nick Suban Tendai Mzungu Zac Dawson Lee Spurr Paul Duffield Matt De Boer Michael Barlow Alex Silvagni
Chris Mayne Zac Dawson Alex Silvagni Stephen Hill Zac Clarke Matt De Boer Cameron Sutcliffe Lee Spurr Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban Tom Sheridan Danyle Pearce Michael Barlow Paul Duffield Lachie Neale Michael Johnson Tendai Mzungu Aaron Sandilands Ryan Crowley David Mundy Matthew Pavlich Nathan Fyfe
Danyle Pearce Lee Spurr Alex Silvagni Michael Barlow Nick Suban Cameron Sutcliffe Lachie Neale Tendai Mzungu Tom Sheridan Nathan Fyfe Matthew Pavlich Chris Mayne Paul Duffield Ryan Crowley Aaron Sandilands David Mundy Zac Clarke Stephen Hill Zac Dawson Michael Johnson Hayden Ballantyne Matt De Boer
Hayden Ballantyne Tom Sheridan Alex Silvagni Michael Barlow Nathan Fyfe Nick Suban Stephen Hill Lachie Neale Cameron Sutcliffe Zac Dawson Chris Mayne Zac Clarke Aaron Sandilands Danyle Pearce David Mundy Michael Johnson Tendai Mzungu Matthew Pavlich Paul Duffield Matt De Boer Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley