Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.Â
Tendai Mzungu Zac Clarke David Mundy Hayden Crozier Lee Spurr Stephen Hill Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Johnson Ryan Crowley Michael Barlow Aaron Sandilands Clancee Pearce Lachie Neale Chris Mayne Danyle Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban Paul Duffield Alex Silvagni Matt De Boer Matthew Pavlich Nathan Fyfe
Lachie Neale Stephen Hill Aaron Sandilands Cameron Sutcliffe Alex Silvagni Danyle Pearce Hayden Ballantyne David Mundy Nick Suban Michael Barlow Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Clancee Pearce Chris Mayne Tendai Mzungu Hayden Crozier Michael Johnson Matthew Pavlich Nathan Fyfe Zac Clarke Paul Duffield Matt De Boer
Matthew Pavlich Danyle Pearce Zac Clarke Nathan Fyfe Alex Silvagni Lee Spurr Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley Nick Suban Paul Duffield Stephen Hill Michael Barlow Tendai Mzungu Matt De Boer Cameron Sutcliffe Hayden Ballantyne Chris Mayne Michael Johnson Aaron Sandilands David Mundy Hayden Crozier Lachie Neale
Alex Silvagni Matthew Pavlich Paul Duffield Aaron Sandilands Hayden Ballantyne Stephen Hill Danyle Pearce Lachie Neale Chris Mayne Cameron Sutcliffe Matt De Boer Michael Johnson Nick Suban David Mundy Ryan Crowley Clancee Pearce Michael Barlow Nathan Fyfe Hayden Crozier Lee Spurr Tendai Mzungu Zac Clarke
Danyle Pearce Aaron Sandilands Nathan Fyfe Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Johnson Hayden Crozier Tendai Mzungu Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Zac Clarke Nick Suban Stephen Hill Hayden Ballantyne Matt De Boer Chris Mayne David Mundy Clancee Pearce Paul Duffield Alex Silvagni Matthew Pavlich Michael Barlow Lachie Neale
Michael Johnson Ryan Crowley Matt De Boer Nathan Fyfe Paul Duffield Lachie Neale Clancee Pearce Alex Silvagni Hayden Ballantyne Hayden Crozier Tendai Mzungu Chris Mayne Nick Suban Danyle Pearce Stephen Hill Cameron Sutcliffe Lee Spurr David Mundy Zac Clarke Aaron Sandilands Michael Barlow Matthew Pavlich