Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.Â
Nick Suban Stephen Hill Matthew Pavlich Zac Dawson Danyle Pearce David Mundy Paul Duffield Zac Clarke Lee Spurr Hayden Crozier Tendai Mzungu Michael Johnson Cameron Sutcliffe Lachie Neale Nathan Fyfe Aaron Sandilands Luke McPharlin Ryan Crowley Clancee Pearce Chris Mayne Tom Sheridan Matt De Boer
Cameron Sutcliffe Nathan Fyfe Paul Duffield Danyle Pearce Nick Suban Aaron Sandilands Tendai Mzungu Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley Lee Spurr Matt De Boer Stephen Hill Luke McPharlin Michael Johnson Hayden Crozier Tom Sheridan Zac Clarke Zac Dawson Matthew Pavlich Lachie Neale David Mundy Chris Mayne
Hayden Crozier Luke McPharlin Chris Mayne Matt De Boer Clancee Pearce Aaron Sandilands Nathan Fyfe Ryan Crowley Tendai Mzungu Stephen Hill Lee Spurr Michael Johnson Matthew Pavlich Danyle Pearce Lachie Neale Cameron Sutcliffe David Mundy Nick Suban Paul Duffield Zac Dawson Tom Sheridan Zac Clarke
Paul Duffield Cameron Sutcliffe Nathan Fyfe Tom Sheridan David Mundy Zac Dawson Luke McPharlin Ryan Crowley Aaron Sandilands Clancee Pearce Chris Mayne Tendai Mzungu Michael Johnson Matt De Boer Nick Suban Lee Spurr Lachie Neale Stephen Hill Danyle Pearce Hayden Crozier Zac Clarke Matthew Pavlich
Nick Suban Cameron Sutcliffe Lachie Neale Clancee Pearce Hayden Crozier Matt De Boer Chris Mayne Lee Spurr Matthew Pavlich Aaron Sandilands David Mundy Tom Sheridan Paul Duffield Nathan Fyfe Luke McPharlin Michael Johnson Danyle Pearce Zac Clarke Tendai Mzungu Zac Dawson Ryan Crowley Stephen Hill
Tendai Mzungu Michael Johnson Nathan Fyfe Luke McPharlin David Mundy Clancee Pearce Danyle Pearce Cameron Sutcliffe Matthew Pavlich Stephen Hill Lachie Neale Hayden Crozier Tom Sheridan Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Chris Mayne Paul Duffield Matt De Boer Zac Dawson Nick Suban Aaron Sandilands Zac Clarke