Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.Â
Zac Clarke David Mundy Stephen Hill Ryan Crowley Matt De Boer Lachie Neale Zac Dawson Joshua Simpson Paul Duffield Michael Johnson Tendai Mzungu Cameron Sutcliffe Matthew Pavlich Matthew Taberner Nick Suban Hayden Crozier Danyle Pearce Lee Spurr Aaron Sandilands Clancee Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Luke McPharlin
Danyle Pearce Zac Clarke Stephen Hill Nick Suban Lee Spurr Aaron Sandilands Matt De Boer Hayden Ballantyne Lachie Neale Cameron Sutcliffe David Mundy Clancee Pearce Hayden Crozier Ryan Crowley Paul Duffield Matthew Taberner Luke McPharlin Tendai Mzungu Joshua Simpson Matthew Pavlich Zac Dawson Michael Johnson
Tendai Mzungu Matt De Boer Luke McPharlin Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban Matthew Pavlich Cameron Sutcliffe Aaron Sandilands Matthew Taberner Hayden Crozier Paul Duffield Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley Joshua Simpson Zac Dawson David Mundy Zac Clarke Lee Spurr Stephen Hill Lachie Neale Danyle Pearce Michael Johnson
Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban David Mundy Michael Johnson Lachie Neale Zac Dawson Paul Duffield Ryan Crowley Matthew Taberner Joshua Simpson Cameron Sutcliffe Stephen Hill Luke McPharlin Matthew Pavlich Lee Spurr Tendai Mzungu Aaron Sandilands Matt De Boer Clancee Pearce Hayden Crozier Danyle Pearce Zac Clarke
Cameron Sutcliffe Matthew Pavlich Matthew Taberner Hayden Ballantyne Tendai Mzungu Hayden Crozier Zac Clarke Luke McPharlin Zac Dawson Stephen Hill Danyle Pearce Lachie Neale Michael Johnson David Mundy Lee Spurr Paul Duffield Aaron Sandilands Matt De Boer Ryan Crowley Nick Suban Clancee Pearce Joshua Simpson
Cameron Sutcliffe Zac Dawson Zac Clarke Michael Johnson Lee Spurr Joshua Simpson David Mundy Hayden Crozier Ryan Crowley Luke McPharlin Stephen Hill Aaron Sandilands Hayden Ballantyne Clancee Pearce Matthew Pavlich Tendai Mzungu Paul Duffield Matt De Boer Danyle Pearce Matthew Taberner Lachie Neale Nick Suban