Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Danyle Pearce Luke McPharlin Zac Clarke Matthew Pavlich Tom Sheridan Aaron Sandilands Stephen Hill Tendai Mzungu Ryan Crowley Paul Duffield Hayden Ballantyne Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Barlow Nathan Fyfe Lee Spurr Lachie Neale Zac Dawson Michael Walters Chris Mayne David Mundy Nick Suban Matt De Boer
Tom Sheridan Hayden Ballantyne Michael Walters Zac Clarke Matt De Boer Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Barlow Lachie Neale Chris Mayne Danyle Pearce Matthew Pavlich Tendai Mzungu Lee Spurr David Mundy Nathan Fyfe Paul Duffield Zac Dawson Luke McPharlin Ryan Crowley Aaron Sandilands Nick Suban Stephen Hill
Nick Suban Lee Spurr Zac Clarke Nathan Fyfe Tendai Mzungu Matt De Boer Hayden Ballantyne Cameron Sutcliffe Ryan Crowley Michael Barlow Luke McPharlin Danyle Pearce Paul Duffield Zac Dawson Aaron Sandilands Michael Walters Stephen Hill Matthew Pavlich Chris Mayne David Mundy Tom Sheridan Lachie Neale
Matthew Pavlich Luke McPharlin Stephen Hill Cameron Sutcliffe Paul Duffield Aaron Sandilands Hayden Ballantyne Lachie Neale Chris Mayne Tendai Mzungu Ryan Crowley Tom Sheridan Michael Walters Zac Dawson Matt De Boer David Mundy Zac Clarke Danyle Pearce Nick Suban Michael Barlow Nathan Fyfe Lee Spurr
Lee Spurr Tom Sheridan David Mundy Danyle Pearce Stephen Hill Zac Clarke Michael Walters Zac Dawson Michael Barlow Nathan Fyfe Lachie Neale Tendai Mzungu Aaron Sandilands Ryan Crowley Chris Mayne Matt De Boer Matthew Pavlich Nick Suban Hayden Ballantyne Cameron Sutcliffe Paul Duffield Luke McPharlin
Zac Clarke Paul Duffield Aaron Sandilands Chris Mayne David Mundy Michael Barlow Danyle Pearce Michael Walters Tom Sheridan Zac Dawson Hayden Ballantyne Ryan Crowley Matthew Pavlich Nick Suban Matt De Boer Luke McPharlin Stephen Hill Lee Spurr Nathan Fyfe Lachie Neale Cameron Sutcliffe Tendai Mzungu