Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Clancee Pearce Lachie Neale Tom Sheridan Stephen Hill Zac Clarke Aaron Sandilands Michael Barlow Chris Mayne Paul Duffield Michael Johnson Tendai Mzungu Zac Dawson David Mundy Ryan Crowley Michael Walters Matt De Boer Cameron Sutcliffe Nathan Fyfe Hayden Ballantyne Lee Spurr Danyle Pearce Nick Suban
Aaron Sandilands David Mundy Michael Johnson Tendai Mzungu Nick Suban Hayden Ballantyne Michael Barlow Zac Clarke Nathan Fyfe Zac Dawson Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Lachie Neale Paul Duffield Matt De Boer Clancee Pearce Stephen Hill Tom Sheridan Cameron Sutcliffe Danyle Pearce Chris Mayne Michael Walters
Matt De Boer Danyle Pearce Aaron Sandilands Clancee Pearce Zac Clarke Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban Stephen Hill Tendai Mzungu Nathan Fyfe David Mundy Lee Spurr Zac Dawson Paul Duffield Michael Barlow Chris Mayne Ryan Crowley Lachie Neale Tom Sheridan Michael Walters Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Johnson
Clancee Pearce Tendai Mzungu Lachie Neale Zac Dawson Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Nathan Fyfe Zac Clarke Michael Barlow David Mundy Chris Mayne Danyle Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban Cameron Sutcliffe Aaron Sandilands Tom Sheridan Paul Duffield Stephen Hill Matt De Boer Michael Walters Michael Johnson
Danyle Pearce Chris Mayne Cameron Sutcliffe Tom Sheridan Lachie Neale Nathan Fyfe Hayden Ballantyne Michael Walters Michael Johnson Tendai Mzungu David Mundy Clancee Pearce Nick Suban Matt De Boer Aaron Sandilands Stephen Hill Zac Clarke Ryan Crowley Michael Barlow Lee Spurr Paul Duffield Zac Dawson
Hayden Ballantyne Tendai Mzungu Nick Suban Tom Sheridan Michael Barlow David Mundy Clancee Pearce Lachie Neale Paul Duffield Stephen Hill Aaron Sandilands Ryan Crowley Zac Clarke Nathan Fyfe Michael Johnson Lee Spurr Michael Walters Cameron Sutcliffe Matt De Boer Danyle Pearce Zac Dawson Chris Mayne