Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Clancee Pearce Michael Walters Matt De Boer Nathan Fyfe Zac Clarke Michael Johnson Paul Duffield Nick Suban Hayden Crozier Hayden Ballantyne Chris Mayne Tendai Mzungu Garrick Ibbotson Stephen Hill Jack Hannath Zac Dawson Danyle Pearce Matthew Taberner Ryan Crowley Viv Michie Luke McPharlin Tom Sheridan
Tom Sheridan Jack Hannath Ryan Crowley Paul Duffield Michael Johnson Michael Walters Garrick Ibbotson Zac Dawson Viv Michie Nathan Fyfe Tendai Mzungu Matthew Taberner Clancee Pearce Matt De Boer Danyle Pearce Hayden Crozier Luke McPharlin Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban Stephen Hill Zac Clarke Chris Mayne
Clancee Pearce Matt De Boer Chris Mayne Tendai Mzungu Tom Sheridan Hayden Crozier Matthew Taberner Jack Hannath Viv Michie Luke McPharlin Nathan Fyfe Paul Duffield Zac Clarke Stephen Hill Danyle Pearce Ryan Crowley Zac Dawson Michael Johnson Michael Walters Nick Suban Hayden Ballantyne Garrick Ibbotson
Tom Sheridan Luke McPharlin Michael Walters Tendai Mzungu Zac Clarke Paul Duffield Nathan Fyfe Jack Hannath Ryan Crowley Matthew Taberner Zac Dawson Hayden Ballantyne Stephen Hill Matt De Boer Michael Johnson Garrick Ibbotson Danyle Pearce Viv Michie Clancee Pearce Chris Mayne Hayden Crozier Nick Suban
Tom Sheridan Michael Johnson Clancee Pearce Stephen Hill Danyle Pearce Matt De Boer Garrick Ibbotson Viv Michie Hayden Ballantyne Hayden Crozier Zac Dawson Michael Walters Tendai Mzungu Nathan Fyfe Nick Suban Ryan Crowley Chris Mayne Jack Hannath Paul Duffield Luke McPharlin Matthew Taberner Zac Clarke
Michael Johnson Jack Hannath Luke McPharlin Garrick Ibbotson Nick Suban Danyle Pearce Viv Michie Nathan Fyfe Tendai Mzungu Tom Sheridan Zac Dawson Chris Mayne Matt De Boer Paul Duffield Matthew Taberner Zac Clarke Ryan Crowley Hayden Ballantyne Hayden Crozier Michael Walters Stephen Hill Clancee Pearce