Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Luke McPharlin Zac Dawson Matt De Boer Zac Clarke Michael Johnson Tendai Mzungu Chris Mayne Ryan Crowley Clancee Pearce Jack Hannath Stephen Hill Nathan Fyfe Michael Barlow David Mundy Cameron Sutcliffe Nick Suban Hayden Ballantyne Garrick Ibbotson Lee Spurr Hayden Crozier Paul Duffield Danyle Pearce
Nathan Fyfe Zac Dawson Garrick Ibbotson Stephen Hill Cameron Sutcliffe Chris Mayne Jack Hannath Zac Clarke Ryan Crowley Hayden Crozier David Mundy Tendai Mzungu Luke McPharlin Lee Spurr Nick Suban Matt De Boer Clancee Pearce Michael Johnson Danyle Pearce Paul Duffield Michael Barlow Hayden Ballantyne
Lee Spurr Nathan Fyfe Paul Duffield Nick Suban Matt De Boer Tendai Mzungu Clancee Pearce Michael Barlow Chris Mayne Luke McPharlin Cameron Sutcliffe Garrick Ibbotson Ryan Crowley Zac Clarke Hayden Ballantyne Jack Hannath Hayden Crozier Stephen Hill David Mundy Danyle Pearce Zac Dawson Michael Johnson
Danyle Pearce Luke McPharlin Hayden Crozier Paul Duffield Lee Spurr Stephen Hill Michael Barlow Zac Dawson Hayden Ballantyne Tendai Mzungu Zac Clarke David Mundy Cameron Sutcliffe Garrick Ibbotson Ryan Crowley Michael Johnson Nathan Fyfe Matt De Boer Nick Suban Chris Mayne Clancee Pearce Jack Hannath
Clancee Pearce Michael Johnson Tendai Mzungu Lee Spurr Hayden Crozier Luke McPharlin Nick Suban Danyle Pearce Nathan Fyfe Zac Clarke Stephen Hill Jack Hannath Hayden Ballantyne David Mundy Ryan Crowley Chris Mayne Paul Duffield Cameron Sutcliffe Zac Dawson Matt De Boer Garrick Ibbotson Michael Barlow
Paul Duffield David Mundy Ryan Crowley Hayden Crozier Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Johnson Michael Barlow Matt De Boer Stephen Hill Tendai Mzungu Lee Spurr Zac Dawson Danyle Pearce Jack Hannath Nick Suban Garrick Ibbotson Zac Clarke Chris Mayne Clancee Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Luke McPharlin Nathan Fyfe