Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
David Mundy Ryan Crowley Nick Lower Hayden Crozier Adam McPhee Nick Suban Jonathon Griffin Matthew Pavlich Greg Broughton Luke McPharlin Tendai Mzungu Michael Barlow Matthew DeBoer Jesse Crichton Chris Mayne Alex Silvagni Jayden Pitt Michael Johnson Garrick Ibbotson Zac Clarke Clancee Pearce Lachie Neale
Zac Clarke Matthew DeBoer Matthew Pavlich Luke McPharlin Greg Broughton Tendai Mzungu Adam McPhee Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley Nick Suban Lachie Neale Garrick Ibbotson David Mundy Michael Johnson Jesse Crichton Hayden Crozier Jayden Pitt Michael Barlow Alex Silvagni Jonathon Griffin Chris Mayne Nick Lower
Jesse Crichton Jonathon Griffin Michael Barlow Greg Broughton Matthew DeBoer Jayden Pitt Alex Silvagni Nick Suban Ryan Crowley Nick Lower Tendai Mzungu Matthew Pavlich Michael Johnson Adam McPhee Hayden Crozier Chris Mayne Luke McPharlin Garrick Ibbotson David Mundy Lachie Neale Zac Clarke Clancee Pearce
Ryan Crowley Jesse Crichton Michael Barlow Michael Johnson Adam McPhee Lachie Neale Jayden Pitt Clancee Pearce Nick Suban David Mundy Matthew DeBoer Hayden Crozier Jonathon Griffin Tendai Mzungu Matthew Pavlich Luke McPharlin Garrick Ibbotson Chris Mayne Alex Silvagni Nick Lower Greg Broughton Zac Clarke
Ryan Crowley Matthew Pavlich Luke McPharlin Tendai Mzungu Matthew DeBoer Adam McPhee Zac Clarke Michael Barlow Clancee Pearce Jesse Crichton Alex Silvagni Jayden Pitt Hayden Crozier Jonathon Griffin Garrick Ibbotson David Mundy Nick Suban Chris Mayne Greg Broughton Michael Johnson Lachie Neale Nick Lower
Zac Clarke Hayden Crozier Michael Johnson Jayden Pitt Ryan Crowley Clancee Pearce Lachie Neale David Mundy Nick Lower Michael Barlow Jonathon Griffin Greg Broughton Chris Mayne Tendai Mzungu Nick Suban Garrick Ibbotson Luke McPharlin Matthew DeBoer Matthew Pavlich Adam McPhee Jesse Crichton Alex Silvagni
Zac Clarke Jonathon Griffin Clancee Pearce Jayden Pitt Chris Mayne Tendai Mzungu Greg Broughton Alex Silvagni Hayden Crozier Jesse Crichton Nick Lower Ryan Crowley Luke McPharlin Matthew DeBoer Matthew Pavlich Nick Suban Lachie Neale David Mundy Adam McPhee Garrick Ibbotson Michael Johnson Michael Barlow