Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Matthew Pavlich Michael Barlow Garrick Ibbotson Stephen Hill Adam McPhee Tendai Mzungu Chris Mayne Lee Spurr David Mundy Lachie Neale Jonathon Griffin Matthew DeBoer Zac Clarke Greg Broughton Dylan Roberton Michael Johnson Paul Duffield Hayden Ballantyne Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley Zac Dawson Luke McPharlin
Clancee Pearce Lachie Neale Zac Clarke Chris Mayne Jonathon Griffin Michael Johnson Garrick Ibbotson David Mundy Matthew Pavlich Matthew DeBoer Tendai Mzungu Hayden Ballantyne Paul Duffield Adam McPhee Luke McPharlin Ryan Crowley Michael Barlow Stephen Hill Greg Broughton Lee Spurr Dylan Roberton Zac Dawson
Chris Mayne Garrick Ibbotson Matthew DeBoer Adam McPhee David Mundy Paul Duffield Zac Dawson Ryan Crowley Lachie Neale Dylan Roberton Matthew Pavlich Stephen Hill Michael Barlow Zac Clarke Tendai Mzungu Hayden Ballantyne Lee Spurr Greg Broughton Luke McPharlin Jonathon Griffin Clancee Pearce Michael Johnson
David Mundy Dylan Roberton Luke McPharlin Garrick Ibbotson Matthew Pavlich Zac Clarke Hayden Ballantyne Paul Duffield Lachie Neale Adam McPhee Greg Broughton Michael Johnson Stephen Hill Chris Mayne Zac Dawson Matthew DeBoer Ryan Crowley Clancee Pearce Tendai Mzungu Jonathon Griffin Michael Barlow Lee Spurr
Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley Jonathon Griffin Adam McPhee Stephen Hill Zac Dawson Garrick Ibbotson Matthew Pavlich Matthew DeBoer Lee Spurr Paul Duffield Zac Clarke Chris Mayne Hayden Ballantyne Greg Broughton David Mundy Tendai Mzungu Luke McPharlin Michael Barlow Dylan Roberton Michael Johnson Lachie Neale
Lachie Neale David Mundy Ryan Crowley Paul Duffield Lee Spurr Stephen Hill Matthew Pavlich Michael Barlow Zac Clarke Hayden Ballantyne Dylan Roberton Luke McPharlin Michael Johnson Adam McPhee Tendai Mzungu Greg Broughton Clancee Pearce Zac Dawson Garrick Ibbotson Jonathon Griffin Matthew DeBoer Chris Mayne
Garrick Ibbotson Michael Barlow Tendai Mzungu Chris Mayne Ryan Crowley Paul Duffield Adam McPhee Luke McPharlin Matthew Pavlich Lachie Neale Greg Broughton Clancee Pearce Michael Johnson Dylan Roberton Stephen Hill Zac Dawson Lee Spurr Matthew DeBoer David Mundy Hayden Ballantyne Zac Clarke Jonathon Griffin